Those terrible youngsters... They have no respect for the elders. Ya get such punk in the best league on earth, he plays his first game and he thinks he’s allowed to do whatever he wants. That’s what bad educations leads to – talking back to the captain [of the opposing team] or daring to score a winning goal. These days!
A few days ago we had a young Swede named Linus Omark play his first NHL game. The kid is well-known in his country because of him being a shootout specialist. He’s got some talent, he’s a terrific puckhandler and apart from that, he can invent tricks that make fools of goaltenders. The game between Edmonton and Tampa Bay ended with a shooutout and, like in a cheap B movie, Omark had the deciding shot. It looked like this:
In case you haven’t noticed, Dear Reader, Omark was extremely disrespectful. That circus-like spin with the puck and tapping the ice just before the shot didn’t sit well with anyone from the Lightning camp. Young Swede was called disrespectful by Martin St.Louis and goalie Dan Ellis [the one who’s a specialist – just like a brain surgeon]. Also people not associated with Tampa Bay voiced their displeasure – among them was Sharks GM Doug Wilson who allegedly said that there’s no place in hockey for stuff like that. Hilarious.
Macho hockey culture causes lots of silly situations. Testosteron-filled thugs are being glorified and “pussies” are being dissed when they protest such harmless things as heads smashed against the boards or gloves dropped at every occasion. They are being told to “grow a pair”. Does it mean, however, that most hockey tough guys are stone-carved dudes who after a game shoot: “Sorry, doll” through their teeth and ride into the setting sun with their guns at the side? Not really, it seems.
These goons go soft like wax when they are publicly – wait for it – disrespected. Mike Richards, captain of the Philadelphia Flyers, publicly voices his remorse over P.K. Subban’s behavior, because the young defenseman’s actions weren’t all to Richards liking. Now the amateur surgeon [sorry for my disrespect] Dan Ellis says he’s discontent because a young player dared to literally spin his head and score a winning goal. While Richards is surely satisfied now – after a quick shock therapy Subban finally plays like a rookie – Ellis needs to wait for Omark to learn how to shoot predictable and straight – hopefully straight in a goalie. It’s funny that both guys whining about lack of respect seemingly don’t know too much about it – for the Flyers captain there was nothing disrespectful in elbowing David Booth in the head and Ellis didn’t have much concern for less fortunate people’s feelings when he bitched about his financial troubles on Twitter.
Let’s escalate the situation to absurd – isn’t a shutout in the first game disrespectful? Should a rookie with a chance for hat-trick blow the opportunity and then bow in front of the other team’s bench? These questions aren’t all that stupid. In the age of “young man’s game” and psychological war, calling young players to be “respectful” is, in fact, calling them to be worse players. If Omark believes that spin-o-rama and tapping the stick on the ice maximizes his chances for a goal then should he discard it because Sir Dan Ellis might be offended? Sad thing is, he probably will eventually. As the respect guru Mike Richards teaches us: “[…] uh, I'm not saying I'm going to do it but something might happen to him of he continues to be that cocky”. However, before respect gets elbowed into rookies’ heads, I’d like to dedicate this song to Dan Ellis, Mike Richards and all their disrespected buddies:
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